2024 holiday menu

5.25 each | 4 for 18.50 | 6 for 27 | 8 for 31.50

One dozen for 47 | 2 dozen for 81 | 3 dozen for 121 | 4 dozen for 161

Larger quantities available - inquire for pricing

Email order@thevulgarvegancupcakes.com to place your order

⭐ = Available through November only


Apple of My Eye

An irresistible cupcake that features apples and cinnamon. Topped with a cinnamon buttercream frosting, honeycrisp apples and drizzled with vegan caramel sauce. Available through November.

Pure fall bliss!

The Gingersnap

It wouldn't be the holiday season without this gingerbread cupcake! Featuring a ginger buttercream frosting and house made gingersnap cookie.

Hella good!

The Great Pumpkin

Our pumpkin spice-flavored cupcake. Topped with a whipped frosting, a dusting of cinnamon, vegan caramel drizzle and pepitas, it's the mother f*cking real deal.

Available through November.

This delicious cupcake is ALLLL treat and no trick!

Hot Cocoa Bliss

A delightful hot cocoa-inspired chocolate cupcake. Topped with a vanilla buttercream frosting, mini marshmallows and a fudge drizzle.

Guaranteed to warm your soul!

Panty Dropper

Our boozy vanilla cupcake featuring Dottie May's Oatmilk Cream Liqueur. Topped with a Dottie May’s-infused vanilla buttercream and fudge drizzle.

Guaranteed to get you on Santa's naughty list!

Peppermint Twist

Our peppermint mocha-inspired cupcake. Featuring a mocha buttercream and candy cane garnish.

Perfect any time of day or night!

Rudolph Poop

Our festive vanilla cupcake, featuring a fudge core. Topped with a vanilla buttercream frosting and little treats from Rudolph himself!

Guaranteed to be a hit with the kiddos!

Santa Baby

A superb strawberry cupcake with a delicate whipped frosting for the holidays.

Want to get on everyone's nice list? Bring this to a party!

Sugar Plum Dreams

Our signature vanilla and plum flavored cupcake topped with sugar plums and dusted with glitter dust.

Son of a Nutcracker, it's motherf*cking delicious!

Sweet Surrender

Our spiced pear wine cupcake, with notes of ginger and clove. Topped with a pear wine buttercream, wine syrup drizzle and edible glitter.

A delectable holiday treat!

Under the Mistletoe

Our signature pomegranate cupcake, featuring a pomegrante buttercream and pomegranate syrup drizzle. Topped with a fragrant rosemary sprig and juicy pomegranate seeds.

Our most romantic holiday cupcake!


Handcrafted with heart.

And cuss words, of course!

The fine print:

Our cupcakes are made with oat milk. Most of our cupcakes can be made gluten-free friendly upon request.

Custom orders require a minimum of six of each flavor per dozen. Smaller quantities of flavors can be mixed in a custom order for an additional $8 per dozen.

There is a $7 substitution charge if you ask us to make changes to our recipes.


The Merry Holidays Mixtape

A fun mix of songs that pair well with any of our f*cking delicious holiday cupcakes!