Our f*cking fantastic cupcake menu!
5.25 each | 4 for 18.50 | 6 for 27 | 8 for 31.50
One dozen for 47 | 2 dozen for 81 | 3 dozen for 121 | 4 dozen for 161
Larger quantities available - inquire for pricing
Email order@thevulgarvegancupcakes.com to place your order
⭐ = our top sellers!
The Heathers
(you know, the popular clique)
The O.G.
The one that started it all. A chocolate and vanilla swirl cupcake with a chocolate and vanilla swirl buttercream frosting. Delicious!
Fist fights have broken out over these cupcakes.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s ⭐
Our glamorous French toast-inspired cupcake featuring notes of cinnamon, nutmeg, clove and maple syrup. Topped with a cinnamon buttercream frosting, house-made Hawaiian french toast, a blackberry, edible diamond glitter dust and maple syrup. A best seller!
Perfect for breakfast. Loves to be accompanied by diamonds.
The Campfire ⭐
A s'mores-flavored cupcake that features melted chocolate and mini marshmallows in the batter. Topped with chocolate, a house-made graham cracker and a toasted Dandie’s marshmallow. A best seller!
Perfect for eating outside around a fire while cussing up a storm.
Damn Right I Got The Blues ⭐
Our signature blueberry lavender cupcake. Topped with a blueberry lavender buttercream frosting and delightful blueberries.
Guaranteed to chase the blues away!
The Foodies
(for the passionate epicureans)
The Black Eye
A coffee-flavored cupcake that is made with our coffees for that irresistible mocha flavor. Topped with a coffee-flavored buttercream frosting and heavenly coffee beans.
Momma’s gonna knock you out if you try to steal this insanely delicious cupcake!
Bullwinkle’s Special
A vanilla cupcake with a vanilla buttercream frosting that features fudge swirls, sugar cone pieces and house-made sunflower butter cups. Delicious! Pairs well with our Grubhub exclusive The Rocky & Bullwinkle.
The vegan Moose Tracks-inspired cupcake for the herbivore in you!
Chai Me
Channel some zen vibes with this chai tea-flavored cupcake. Topped with a buttercream frosting that features hints of clove and chai.
Guaranteed to perk you up!
Everything’s Coming Up Roses
Our gorgeous and fragrant rose cupcake. Topped with a rose-flavored buttercream frosting, a dusting of glitter and an organic edible rose. Pairs well with Damn Right I Got The Blues and loves formal events.
A heavenly floral delight!
Fairy Floss
Our cotton candy-flavored cupcake. Topped with a buttercream frosting and dusted with edible glitter.
Your dentist definitely approves of this cotton candy-inspired treat!
A Love Supreme
Our chocolate-raspberry cupcake that features a raspberry swirl. Topped with a chocolate-raspberry buttercream frosting.
Hot damn, so good!
Matcha Made in Heaven
Our matcha tea-flavored cupcake with a hint of strawberry. Topped with a matcha-flavored buttercream frosting and freeze dried strawberries. Dried rose optional.
Get this cupcake when you just want to zen out!
The Pick Me Up
A tiramisu-inspired cupcake that's been soaked in espresso made from our coffees, topped with vegan hot fudge sauce, a delicate whipped frosting and a fudge drizzle.
F*cking fantastic!
Purple Haze
The blackberry and sweet mint-flavored cupcake. Topped with a blackberry mint buttercream frosting, a mint sprig and edible glitter.
This cupcake will surely put a spell on you.
Soda Jerk
Our cherry cola-flavored cupcake. Topped with a whipped cherry cola-flavored whipped frosting, cherry sauce and a cherry.
A cupcake you definitely NEED in your life!
The Classics
(the tried and true favorites)
Cherry Bomb
Cherry with a hint of lemon to make you say OMG! Cupcake features a dollop of cherry pie filling under vanilla buttercream frosting. Topped with a cherry.
The only cherry (cupcake) you should be popping.
Death by Double Chocolate
Our signature double chocolate cupcake. Topped with a chocolate buttercream frosting and shaved chocolate.
The only way anyone should have to die. Enough said.
The Fireball
A cinnamon-flavored cupcake that is one firecracker of a treat! Topped with a cinnamon buttercream frosting, dusted with cinnamon and garnished with a cinnamon stick.
This spice is so f*cking nice!
Goody Two Shoes
This one is for all the good peeps out there! Our signature vanilla cupcake with vanilla buttercream frosting and sprinkles.
Some say it’s simply THE BEST vanilla cupcake ever. Period.
It’s a Sin
Our delicious red velvet cupcake with a hint of chocolate. Topped with a whipped frosting and a fudge drizzle.
This cupcake will definitely make you drop an F bomb. Or two.
Lemon Twist
There's nothing sour about this sweet lemon-flavored cupcake with a whipped frosting. Topped with a lemon slice.
F*cking refreshing!
Life’s a Beach
The perfectly pleasant pineapple-flavored cupcake. Topped with a pineapple buttercream frosting and juicy pineapple.
Guaranteed to make you feel like you're relaxing on the beach.
Lime in the Coconut
Nothing sour about this sweet lime treat! Our lime and coconut-flavored cupcake that is topped with a lime buttercream frosting, a lime wedge and toasted coconut. Made with coconut milk.
This cupcake will have you channeling those salty air and sandy toe vibes with just one bite.
Oh Fuuudge
The single chocolate cupcake that will bring out the potty mouth in you. Topped with a chocolate buttercream frosting.
Don't worry - there's no Lifebuoy soap around here!
Raspberry Beret
Our raspberry-flavored cupcake. Topped with a raspberry buttercream frosting and a raspberry.
You won't find this cupcake in no second-hand store!
Strawberry Fields
Our delicious strawberry cupcake. Topped with a whipped frosting and strawberries. Limited availability throughout the year.
So magical, you'll drop an F bomb.
Under the Big Top
Our cinnamon sugar cupcake featuring hints of maple syrup. Topped with vanilla buttercream frosting and a house made animal cracker.
You’ll fall in love with this animal cracker-topped delight!
Limited-edition cupcakes
Bear Necessity
A cherry-raspberry flavored cupcake. Topped with a cherry-raspberry buttercream frosting and cute vegan gummy bears.
Sure to delight kids young and not-so-young!
Bubblegum Daydream
Our bubblegum-flavored cupcake that will take you back to the carefree days of your childhood. Featuring a bubblegum buttercream frosting and a vegan gum ball.
F*ck bubblegum ice cream - this bubblegum-flavored cupcake is THE BOMB!
But Daddy I LOVE This Cupcake!
Our cherry cheesecake-flavored cupcake. Features a cheesecake-flavored whipped frosting with a hint of cherry.
You know you love this cupcake!
The Jerk
Our watermelon-flavored and watermelon-jerky topped cupcake! As limited edition as it gets during the summer.
Everyone loves a jerk!
MangOMG
Our sweet mango cupcake that features the flavors of chamoy and tajin. Topped with a mango buttercream frosting, a mango piece, a dash of chamoy and a sprinkle of tajin. A surprise fan favorite!
A f*cking fiesta for your mouth!
Orange Dream
Our orange dreamsicle-inspired cupcake. Topped with an orange-vanilla buttercream, candied orange and dusting of edible glitter.
This cupcake will take you back to those childhood summer days spent chasing the ice cream truck and hanging at the pool.
A Sundae Kind of Love ⭐
Our vanilla cupcake topped with a vanilla frosting, sprinkles, a maraschino cherry, fudge sauce and a dark chocolate-filled sugar cone tip.
You’ll fall head over heels in love with this sundae-inspired cupcake!
Unicorn Poop ⭐🦄⭐
Our most limited edition cupcake ever! Featuring notes of vanilla, cotton candy and rainbow chocolate chips. Topped with a vanilla and cotton candy-flavored buttercream frosting, rainbow chocolate chips and edible glitter.
The most magical cupcake you'll ever eat!
What The Fluff!
Our chocolate cupcake featuring mini marshmallows, a vanilla marshmallow fluff frosting and chocolate shell!
WTF is right!
Seasonal cupcakes
Apple of My Eye ⭐
An irresistible cupcake that features apples and cinnamon. Topped with a cinnamon buttercream frosting, honeycrisp apples and drizzled with vegan caramel sauce. Available September through November.
Pure fall bliss!
Blue Raspberry Delight
Our blue raspberry-flavored cupcake. Features a blue raspberry buttercream frosting and a dusting of glitter.
A summer treat!
Bunny Poop
Our vanilla cupcake with a surprise fudge center and mini chocolate chips. Topped with a vanilla buttercream frosting and bunny poop (aka mini chocolate chips).
A hit with the kids!
The Great Pumpkin ⭐
Our pumpkin spice-flavored cupcake. Topped with a whipped frosting, a dusting of cinnamon, vegan caramel drizzle and pepitas, it's the mother f*cking real deal.
Available September through November.
This delicious cupcake is ALLLL treat and no trick!
Peach Please!
Our peach-flavored cupcake. Topped with a peach buttercream frosting, edible glitter and a peach slice. Pure, sweet peach deliciousness!
Nothing cheeky about this summertime favorite cupcake.
Peter Cottontail’s
Crazy for Carrots ⭐
A carrot cake-inspired cupcake. Topped with a cinnamon buttercream frosting, shaved carrots and a dusting of cinnamon. A spring favorite!
Who says you can’t have carrots for dessert?
Pink Lady ⭐
A raspberry lemonade-inspired summer cupcake. Topped with a raspberry lemon buttercream frosting, a raspberry and lemon wedge. Available during the summer months.
Lip-smacking delicious!
Purple Passion
A blackberry and lime-flavored cupcake. Topped with a blackberry lime buttercream frosting, made from fresh blackberries and lime juice, and a lime wedge.
A delight that channels those summertime vibes!
Handcrafted with heart.
And cuss words, of course!
The fine print:
Our cupcakes are made with oat milk, with the exception of Lime In The Coconut, which contains coconut milk. Most of our cupcakes can be made gluten-free friendly upon request.
Custom orders require a minimum of six of each flavor per dozen. Smaller quantities of flavors can be mixed in a custom order for an additional $8 per dozen.
There is a $7 substitution charge if you ask us to make changes to our recipes.
The Mixtape
A fun mix of songs that pair well with any of our f*cking delicious cupcakes!
Fun fact - the HBIC was a DJ in college.
