Cuss-worthy coffee!
Stuff your potty mouth with our goddamn delicious vegan cupcakes and wash it down with our f*cking fantastic, specialty-grade roasted coffee. Life is too short to deprive yourself of good shit that will have you swearing up a storm.
Treat yourself - you deserve it!
Signature Coffees
A premium light roast coffee. This sweet espresso blend features coffee beans from Central America and Africa. F*cking fantastic with our Goody Two Shoes cupcake!
Because some days, you just want to be good.
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$18.00
A premium dark Italian roast whole bean coffee. This slow roasted blend of specialty grade Arabica and Robusta won't ever disappoint. Pairs well with all of our cupcakes. Simply divine!
Don't be a stronzo - brew this coffee on the daily!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$18.00
A premium medium roast coffee that you'll really go nuts for. Vanilla plus hazelnut equals heaven in your coffee cup! Pairs well with all of our cupcakes!
Bloody delicious way to start or end your day
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$19.00
A premium medium roast whole bean coffee. This Guatemalan coffee has been aged for a minimum of 30 days in locally sourced whiskey barrels to create an amazing flavor.
Shut the front door and savor this in your mug!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$21.00
A premium medium roast coffee. This mocha-flavored coffee will help you channel your inner barista. Simply splendid. Goddamn delicious with our Death by Double Chocolate and Oh Fuuudge cupcakes!
So good, you'll drop an F bomb or two.
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$19.00
A cinnamon hazelnut treat to savor in your cup. Sinfully delicious!
Go ahead and indulge in a cup - it'd be a sin not too!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$19.00
Organic Coffees
Organic Coffees
A premium medium roast single-origin organic coffee that features notes of caramel and citrus. Swiss Water® process decaf. Perfect with cupcakes!
A delightfully smooth cup of coffee without the jitters
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$20.00
A premium medium roast organic coffee - a true delight! Smooth chocolate, toffee and floral tones. Excellent for cold brew or nitro. Pairs well with our Purple Haze and Raspberry Beret cupcakes.
Simply divine anytime!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$20.00
A premium medium-dark roast single-origin organic coffee from Indonesia. A dream with notes of dark chocolate, molasses and brown sugar. Excellent with our Breakfast at Tiffany's cupcake!
A taste of heaven in your coffee cup!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$21.00
A premium medium roast single-origin organic coffee from Uganda. UTZ and Rainforest Alliance certified. Delightful fruity, lemon, apple and caramel notes. Excellent with the Lemon Twist and Strawberry Fields cupcakes.
Definitely not your average cup of joe!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$20.00
Seasonal Coffees
This candy cane-flavored coffee will give you all the feels! Buddy the Elf says it's the world's best cup of coffee - no maple syrup required!!
So good, you'll cuss and get on Santa's naughty list!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$19.50
A festive blend of medium-dark coffee from Central and South America to put you in the holiday spirit!
Who gives a f*ck about snow when you've got this coffee in your mug?
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$19.50
A post roast blend of medium and dark coffee featuring notes of cocoa and caramel to energize you. Rudolph gives this one four hooves!
The holidays aren't complete without this kick-ass coffee!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$19.50
Our darkest roast yet to help you survive the holidays! A festive blend of specialty-grade coffee from Central America.
Listen, sometimes a strong cup of joe is what you need!
Size: 12 oz (340g)
$19.50
Coffee Gift Card
Give them what they really want - a coffee gift card! Let them select the most perfect brew for their mug.
Available in denominations from $10 to $100
