♥ Valentine’s menu ♥

5.25 each | 4 for 18.50 | 6 for 27 | 8 for 31.50

One dozen for 47 | 2 dozen for 81 | 3 dozen for 121 | 4 dozen for 161

Larger quantities available - inquire for pricing

Email order@thevulgarvegancupcakes.com to place your order


Cupid’s Crush

Our unbelievable chocolate and cherry cupcake, featuring a chocolate buttercream and a chocolate-covered cherry!

OMG - so much vegan deliciousness that you'll get down and do the Cupid Shuffle.

Dyslexic Heart

Our signature chocolate and vanilla swirl OG cupcake, topped with a vegan Smarties Love Heart.

Do we eat one, do we eat two? We gotta dyslexic heart!

Everything’s Coming Up Roses

Our gorgeous and fragrant rose cupcake. Topped with a rose-flavored buttercream frosting, a dusting of glitter and an organic edible rose. Pairs well with Damn Right I Got The Blues and loves formal events.

A heavenly floral delight!

Forever Yours

Our classic chocolate and strawberry cupcake, topped with a chocolate buttercream frosting and a chocolate-covered strawberry.

F*cking fantastic for you!

My Funny Valentine

Our signature vanilla cupcake with a sweet red velvet heart in the center, topped with our classic vanilla buttercream frosting.

We dare you to eat just one!

Pretty in Pink

Our pink velvet cupcake with glitter flair.

So. Damn. Good!

And gorgeous too.


Handcrafted with heart.

And cuss words, of course!

The fine print:

Our cupcakes are made with oat milk. Most of our cupcakes can be made gluten-free friendly upon request.

Custom orders require a minimum of six of each flavor per dozen. Smaller quantities of flavors can be mixed in a custom order for an additional $8 per dozen.

There is a $7 substitution charge if you ask us to make changes to our recipes.